Funny moments in Final Fantasy VII Remake

In the publication "Romantic Scenes in Final Fantasy VII Remake" I noted that the developers added romance and humor to the game. In this publication I’ll tell you about the funny and funny moments that I remember during the game.

Tifa wants a shower

As I wrote earlier, I played the game in Japanese, so I don’t know what they say in the English translation and in Russian, but in the Japanese voice acting, sometimes after the battle the heroine Tifa (Tifa Lockhart) says that she wants to take a shower.

「シャワー浴びたいな～」
[shawā abitai na～]

Her phrases are different, but this one, of course, cannot help but be remembered for its originality. .

Cloud tries to sneak out of Iris’s house without making a fuss

At the end of Chapter 8 – "Budding Bodyguard" Cloud ends up in Iris’s house. At night, he plans to go further alone and for this he needs to silently sneak out of the house. It is noiseless, because various objects (buckets, mops, etc.) are scattered in the hall near the stairs. d.), a collision with which causes noise, and Iris comes out of the next room.

Besides the situation itself, I was amused by the translation into English in subtitles. In my second failed attempt, Iris left the room to get Cloud back to sleep.

In Japanese she simply said:
「も～、休んでって言ったでしょう？」
[mo～, yasundette itta deshō？]
Well didn’t I tell you to rest?

In English subtitles, she addressed Cloud with the words:
You jerk!

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However, I got the impression that Iris is still not such a rude girl as to call the hero that. . Even in the next chapter, when she was offended, she behaved very restrained.

Iris is unhappy and wants to make a scandal

In Chapter 9 – “The Town That Never Sleeps” Cloud and Iris find themselves in the city in Sector No. 7.

To save Tifa, the heroes need to get to Don Corneo’s house. At the gate they are met by a trio led by the character Leslie Kyle, who informs the heroes that it is impossible to freely enter the house, especially for a man. Iris nominates himself but is rejected by Leslie, but his partner comments that "Iris is quite nice", implying that she might be passed over.

Verbatim partner says:
」
[demo, rezurii-san, nakanaka kawaii desu yo.]
But Leslie, she seems pretty sweet.

To which Iris asks again with dissatisfaction:
「なかなか？」
[nakanaka?]
Enough?

The second partner again talks about the heroine’s cuteness:
」
[rezurii-san, yappari kawaii desu yo. sutairu wa tomokaku]
Leslie, she’s really sweet. Not to mention style.

After this remark, Iris is already angry and asks Cloud for permission to make a scandal in the Japanese version and permission to finish off the trio in the English version. .

「クラウド、私、暴れていいかな？」
[kuraudo, watashi, abarete ii kana？]
Cloud, you can make a row?
Cloud…requesting permission to kill.
Cloud, I request permission to kill.
「いや」
[iya]
No.
Denied.
Denied.

Madame M loses her temper and gives a massage

In the same 9th chapter, the eccentric Madame M appears in the game. In Sector 7, she runs a massage parlor and Cloud and Iris turn to her for help. At some point during the conversation with the characters, Madame M loses her temper and begins to be hysterical and rude in the Yakuza style.

Having regained her composure, the heroine offers Cloud a massage, which initially looks rather ambiguous. Massage is offered in three types:

I only had enough currency for the standard course and the massage turned out to be very painful for the hero: during the procedure he writhed in pain, but at the end he still felt relaxed.

As they say on the Internet, if you choose the Luxury Course, then after the massage Cloud will behave strangely. I’ll definitely try it some other time.

Scarlet subdues the guards

Another eccentric woman with spectacular cleavage and oddities appears in Chapter 16, “The Belly of the Beast.”. Scarlet, the head of Shinra’s weapons department, watches the heroes from a leather chair and uses one of the guards as.. footrests.

When the heroine leaves the laboratory, the same guard follows her to.. on all fours.

Apparently Scarlet has some special influence on men. The heroine is voiced, by the way, by Masako Katsuki, who plays Konoha shinobi Tsunade from the anime Naruto and Naruto Shippuden:. In the anime, Tsunade also had a special power to influence men.

Cloud’s sword hits the doorway

What I found funny and at the same time respectful for the attention to detail was the moment in the game when Cloud was trying to get a sword in a doorway.

In the third chapter, “Home Sweet Slum,” the hero is offered a separate room where he stays overnight. Cloud is awakened at night by a noise outside the wall and sets out to find out what’s wrong. In the next room he sees Sephiroth and Cloud is trying to get a sword to attack the enemy. However, the sword hits the doorway with a ringing sound.